Confessions of a frustrated food maniac!

 Yes.. i love FOOD.... i eat food.. i sleep food .. i walk food,talk food,dance food,sing food.... food food food.. i live to eat!!!I am proud to be a foodie!You all must be wondering where do i find time to even get frustrated when i dont even find time to talk anything else but food.... lol... Am here to represent the strong souled foodies who are irritated by these bunch of tasteless potato heads who cant bear to see us eating all the time.... guys ok u r paranoid about eating food and putting on weight!!!

dooooodes but we are happy the way we are..... we are not FAT.... we are happy rasgullas which people love to enjoy the more chubby they are!!they dont seem to understand they cant become kareenas by losing weight!they don't enjoy food,they don't enjoy the way they look like a poverty hit drumstick either!!Advise advise advice.... ok now we are not debating about the usage of grammar or spellings here.... advise in any language is yuck... esp when it is about not eating food.!!these spring onions suddenly behave as if they are the marketing manager for the gyms/yoga centres in the city..

.How much ever you convince us to go there to reduce weight and reduce our food....We wont...!!You guys are always spared from being hit by spoilt eggs and spoilt tomatoes... damn our patience!!Such centres are only built for such dried chunks of peas like you to become more paranoid!You will get sugar like your grandfather... you will get bp like your grandmother... food in moderation is always better.... gawd!!!!did u guys see us eating mountain sized food everyday?!did u see us eating sweets 24*7? then whyyyyyyyy???!i never questioned about why you are having sugar and BP even after FOOD CONTROL???understand!!!its cos of the unnecessary advise u give people like us... the paranoid actions and words goes into your empty head finally making you like a over salted oily burnt brinjal!phew!

Yes i wanna get married.. married to a good looking normal guy/girl.... who told u if i keep eating continuously i wont get married to a normal sized human being with good looks?!?!did i ask u any opinion ?did i say i wanna marry your son/daughter?!are u the owner of a matrimonial website?nooo na!?why cant u jus keep eating that shitty flax seeds and keep your mouth shut??did you guys even think what will you reply if we ask you why did you get that capsicum nosed life partner who looks like a peeled ridge gourd  despite you being a food conscious person????brain works only if you eat food....!!so eat.. dont stop others from eating!?!on a concluding note

food food eat if u want,

shut ur mouth if u cant,

dont make fun of a foodie,

you'll never ever get a goodie,

quiet are not those who listen to your shit,

Dont blame us if on your face we ever spit,

all is fair in love and war,

we will hit your head with an iron bar!