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Matrimonially disqualified

Welcome to the world of tambram matrimony... You are a girl? very good...  you are professionally qualified? errr what is that... BE.. CA...MBA ( distance learning accepted even if it is not recognised anywhere else) ..  is CIMA ok? ( seema next house girl?)  ok leave it...  CPA? ( chitappa va stylish ah kupadriya? ) vidungo! ... Slim ? ( My son expects only a slim girl.. )  Fair ( White girlu heart blacku even after this? ) height 5'5 ? 5'6 ? My son 5'7.. very tall and handsome... ( oh where i cant find him anywhere in the pic you sent )   ... all these are basic expectations.. here is the main expectation...  homely working girl... uh what?? homely or working.? working of course what a question that too in this generation... oh your son is in need of money? no no he is earning 12 + laksh per annum.. oh then does he have any loan to be paid off? no no we are very well settled.. we have our own house,car.. no loan.. oh then why working girl? fo...

Confessions of a frustrated food maniac!

 Yes.. i love FOOD.... i eat food.. i sleep food .. i walk food,talk food,dance food,sing food.... food food food.. i live to eat!!!I am proud to be a foodie!You all must be wondering where do i find time to even get frustrated when i dont even find time to talk anything else but food.... lol... Am here to represent the strong souled foodies who are irritated by these bunch of tasteless potato heads who cant bear to see us eating all the time.... guys ok u r paranoid about eating food and putting on weight!!! dooooodes but we are happy the way we are..... we are not FAT.... we are happy rasgullas which people love to enjoy the more chubby they are!!they dont seem to understand they cant become kareenas by losing weight!they don't enjoy food,they don't enjoy the way they look like a poverty hit drumstick either!!Advise advise advice.... ok now we are not debating about the usage of grammar or spellings here.... advise in any language is yuck... esp when it is about not eating...